WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS, TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS...

Welcome, dear readers, to the continuing series of half-assed movie reviews where I attempt to sound like I know what I'm talking about and bring you only the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème of glory that is the cinema to YOU.

First of all, since this is the very first post EVER, I wanna walk ya through this little doo-hicky of a blog and let you know what the H is going on and what I plan to do with this blog. So here it goes:

• The movies posted on the blog will be movies that I have seen in the theaters, or movies that I have just seen on home video, be it a new release or a classic. I love movies so much that I am in a constant state of watching and indulging in them, and I want to share what I have just seen with everybody. Even if the movie is a rotting turd (*coughTransformers2cough*), opinions and critiques are still essential.

• I will not attempt to talk about my personal life, be it triumphs or downfalls, because, in all honesty, no one really gives a shit. While I will crack a joke or two here and there at my own expense, I will not have posts dedicated to what's going on in my life. If you really are interested in what's going on with me, and I wouldn't know why, email me.

• I will post as frequent as I can, since I do average around one or two movies a day (get a life, right Wes?!! Ehh...), so be sure to follow me!

The Wes Greene's Hot Ticket franchise started way back in the fall of 2007, and seemingly died when I graduated high school in summer 2008. However, like Jesus, this shit's been resurrected to party once again.

I also wanna give a shout out to Sean Kaufman, the man responsible for making the neato little logo at the top up there. Give him a round of applause! *clapclapclapclapclapclap* aaaaand hold.

Try not to miss out on some of the exciting and mind-blowing movies that will appear here.
So sit back, relax, and, please... try to enjoy.